Senile old man hates youth and doesn’t understand technology

A few weeks ago, a writer for the New York Post, Steve Cuozzo, wrote an article about how millenials are killing the power lunches of old that him and his fellow white, steam room buddies with black lungs and failing livers used to make sure to carve out 3 hours of their workday to enjoy. … Continue reading Senile old man hates youth and doesn’t understand technology

Dad refusing to chop off sons penis

There's plenty of laws in this country protecting children, from labor laws to the classic statutory rape and pedophilia ones that apply to everyone who isn't giving sermons on Sundays in Catholic churches. This is done for a number of reasons, but the most obvious is because children are fucking idiots who haven't fully developed … Continue reading Dad refusing to chop off sons penis

Baker Mayfield just doesn’t know how black people shake hands

With Baker Mayfield having run his mouth all off season, dubbing his team the pre-Super Bowl, Super Bowl winners, before a single regular season snap had been played, people started to gather towards the side of pro-Baker and anti-Baker. There were plenty who disliked his loud-mouth, brash attitude, along with others who find it refreshing … Continue reading Baker Mayfield just doesn’t know how black people shake hands

It’s easier to blame Joker for mass shootings than yourself

Joker looks like a great fuckin movie. Of course, that hasn't stopped plenty of people from coming out to already degrade it with claims it will cause copycats around the country to rise up and partake in activities they saw in the movie. The majority of the people bitching about this hypothetical outcome are making … Continue reading It’s easier to blame Joker for mass shootings than yourself

I don’t care about your Fantasy team

Here's something a lot of people need to hear: you’re not special. That goes towards almost all facets of life, but in this instance, I'm focusing on those who play fantasy football. Almost everyone, including women who don’t watch football and the guys who casually watch as an excuse to get drunk on a Sunday … Continue reading I don’t care about your Fantasy team

9/11, Baseball, and how Rob Manfred hates America

Even though he loves Capitalism, since his number one priority is continuing to line his own pockets while devising new ways to kick dirt on the integrity of the game as he lies through his teeth about doing so. In a sport where there's a uniform set for every holiday, put out months before said … Continue reading 9/11, Baseball, and how Rob Manfred hates America

Bernie Sanders goes to the strip club

Here, they discuss just how much touching is allowed during the interview When a stripper says something about "feeling the burn" it usually doesn't have any positive connotations associated with it. However, in his quest to live out the plot to the movie Never Been Kissed through his Presidential run and make people think he's … Continue reading Bernie Sanders goes to the strip club